better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize