out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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