plz talk dirty to me
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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