i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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