Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I think i got beer on your cat.
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