The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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