I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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