There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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