i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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