So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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