Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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