Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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