It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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