Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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