I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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