hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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