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(859): View more from Kentucky

Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?

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(713): View more from Texas

I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.

(512): View more from Texas

babe, don't say it like that!

(713): View more from Texas

I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.

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