I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
nutella sex= disaster
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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