Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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