do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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