I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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