I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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