its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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