BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
