I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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