Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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