I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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