Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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