For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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