you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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