okay pat passed out under dana's car
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
