Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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