8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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