youre lurking in front of me
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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