Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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