Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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