I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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