I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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