Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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