We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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