If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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