I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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