Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I bet he comes in French.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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