I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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