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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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