Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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