# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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