CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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