watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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