dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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