hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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