I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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