Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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