IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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