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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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